Barracuda Blue Male Enhancer Lotion – Believe It?
When I get these male enhancement promotions in the mail – Like the recent one from Barracuda Blue – I like to do a review and see if the product promotion claims hold any water.
Product Promotion
The first thing I noticed when I looked at the envelope was that it had a message printed on it that said it contained sexually explicit material and that you needed to be at least 21 years old to open it.
I had not requested anything from this company – but from prior experience receiving literature of this type I knew exactly what was going to be inside – and they didn’t disappoint. There were in fact lots and lots of explicit photos in there.
What is it?
Apparently Barracuda Blue is some sort of lotion that you rub on your male member and it is supposed to help it grow by at least 4 inches in a short period of time and give you the powers of a sex god that women can’t refuse.
Ingredients?
The funny thing is this. They don’t even hint at what the ingredients are or how it is supposed to work. No science behind their claims, no medical expert claiming that he found the holy grail of libido enhancing secret herbs after 20 years of research or anything like that.
Why would I order something that I might be allergic to – or that might cause harm to one my most prized possessions? I’d at least like to know what’s in the stuff before I order it. Not after I receive it in the mail and find that it burns my skin or something like that.
Where To Buy Barracuda Blue?
The funniest thing about this promotion is that one of the key things in the story that “Paul Schisler” tells is that after meeting an unnamed porn star in a Vegas casino who told him about the stuff is that he “went online and did a quick internet search” and placed an order for the stuff.
What’s funny about that statement is that Barracuda Blue isn’t sold online yet. At least not as of this writing (November 2012).
I did an internet search and found nothing about it.
They don’t even have a website! Who does business like that anymore?
Testimonials?
Now most product promotions that I receive will have at least some (even made up) testimonials, but this one has none. Zero. Nada. The only one recommending it is this (probably made up) Paul Schisler and his (un-named) pornstar friend. Hmmmm.
Other Claims
They say that this stuff will add 4 inches in length and 2 inches in girth – guaranteed. Wow! I better order some right away!
They say that it will give you the stamina of a 20 year old. How is that supposed to happen?
I know that when I get really going these days that I am winded after 5 minutes. Is this some sort of miracle potion that will somehow make my heart and lung capacity stronger too? Sheesh. Now I have heard it all.
They also say that this miracle lotion will give you a boatload of confidence. So much so that you will start “scoring with women on a nightly basis”. Okay… now I really have heard it all. Give me a break.
A Guarantee?
They guarantee all of the above and more, but don’t tell me how long I have until that guarantee runs out. They don’t even tell me how to go about getting my money back if it doesn’t work for me.
Am I Going To Buy Barracuda Blue?
If you’ve read this far you can probably imagine that I am not going to buying Barracuda Blue. I have seen this type of product promotion before and seen how many people have been scammed by them. Check out all of the comments at the bottom of the Rexbull article I did. This reminds me of that one.
Now I am not saying the this is some sort of scam. I don’t know for sure, but I can’t find anything on the internet about this company or product. No testimonials, no website, nothing. Just a phone number on the literature and an address on Rampart Blvd in Las Vegas Nevada.
Any Other Proven Products?
If Barracuda Blue doesn’t work is there something else that does? I get asked questions like this all of the time.
One of my personal favorite products is VigRX Plus. It works so good that I don’t have to take it every day.
Lately though I have found another good one. That one is Provacyl.
It has a lot of other good natural stuff in it besides libido enhancing herbs that really help an aging guy like me feel more energetic and less aches and pains too. As a matter of fact I like it so much I wrote a personal review of Provacyl a while back.
Check it out and see if it might be something that you are looking for.
Recommended Male Enhancement Lotion?
If you aren’t into pills or tablets and a lotion, gel, or cream appeals to you then you might want to check out Maxoderm. It’s been around a long time (although I have not personally used it) and has plenty of real user testimonials, it’s been featured in national magazines, and has some actual science behind it.
Staying Away From Barracuda
I am going to stay away from this Barracuda Blue lotion for now. The jury is still out and until I see some positive reviews from real people – actual users – I recommend you not waste your hard earned money.
If you have a personal testimonial about it or the company that sells it I’d like to hear your comments in the form below.
In the meantime – like I said earlier – if a cream/lotion appeals to you, then click the banner below to check out Maxoderm and see if you feel it’s right for you.
This entry was posted by Victor Mayfield on November 14, 2012 at 6:19 pm, and is filed under Men's Health. Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.
Thank you so much for your review. I also received Barracuda Blue info. in the mail. Like yourself i tried to find some info. on the internet. NOTHING. Believe it or not, i was considering buying the product, but after reading your article, there is NO WAY. I do not have a problem to speak of, but what man would not like to be bigger. I will definintely take a look at the products that you mentioned. Of course after i check them out on the internet, and see what they have to say about their product.
Thank you once again.
@Eugene
You are very welcome. That’s why I’m here. Glad you stopped by.
Barracuda Blue! b.s. They should call it Baracuda Sue! It did nothing for me as far as what they claimed it would do. I hope I can get my money back…
Thanks Vic – too little too late for me though… Q
You actually have excellent article content. Thanks a bunch for sharing your barracuda blue thoughts and review. You saved me some money.
I wouldn’t order this product unless your not in a hurry to receive it. I place my order on may. 15 and still have not got it every time I call they say that there was a computer area or lost in process I’ve called three times now still nothing.